The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Spreading My Cake All Over The World!

 

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

Today I want to connect with your soul. Ooouuu, you are so damn good!! I crave it all day. Anytime, anyplace; I CAN NOT sleep until I get some! No off brand will do, I am stuck on you like glue. I will skip dinner for a piece of you. I want it all! I will not stop until everyone has a chance to sample my cake. I want to slowly spread my cake across the world! Intimately expose yourself to me, show me what you are willing to do for this cake. How far will you go? Slowly devour this cake, show me how much you love it. Tell me how you like it….

Do you like it chocolate ?

My chocolate cake is the ideal mocha with a mouth bursting creamy glaze filling. My rich moist chocolate cake will have you ready to slap your momma. While you are looking for me in the day time with a flash light. Devouring every crumb, I will have you cleaning your plate with these groceries. Once you get this cake you will NEVER go back to another!

Eat it slowly!

I know you could not help yourself. Stick your finger in it, take a taste.It is your turn, so enjoy this experience. Eat my cake slowly!  Let my flavors bounce all over your taste buds.  Would you mind thinly glazing my cake all over… deeply penetrating your taste buds all the way down to your warm center. Drizzle me slowly and cover me with your nuts!  Keep eating until the only thing left is the sweet memory of your thick butter cream filling my chocolate cake. Leaving  you with an oral satisfaction craving for more.  You were amazing I will be back…. until next time!

Does size matter?

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Hell yes, size matters? I have to spread this cake all over the world one slice at a time! We need to make sure we have enough for everyone to get a piece. No man is angry when a moist piece of cake is in their hand or more importantly in their mouth! My cakes will be devoured all over the world, it will be a house hold name. The place to go to for the best cake on earth!

Eat My Cake!

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About Chantal

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The 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 7 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

 

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