The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: My Red Velvet Cake

 

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

The best feeling in the morning is you tasting my red velvet cake. My cake is coating every inch of your mouth. Every word you speak with my cake aroma filling your mouth…. filling your mouth to its max with my chocolate richness. Mmmm… I love your dark cocoa color and sweet flavor. Your bitter-sweet, forever chocolate; heighten your senses, swelling the room with our heavenly aroma. As I deeply breathe you in, I anticipate the next moment…

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Oh, lay  it on  thick! Working it back and forth; glossing your chocolate each time. Keep working this cake like you want it. Once you have your chocolate at the perfect moment, spread it out until it reaches a thin layer.

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I want your buttercream. Every drop. Fill my center with all of your cream cheese filling. Make mine extra creamy in the center. Whip it, whip it good, until it is light and fluffy! I want to enjoy this to the fullest. Get the most out of it. I have wanted to smother you for so long now.  I want to stuff your cream cheese and cover it with my red velvet cake; watching the top melt open awaiting to dive my spoon into the rich goodies.

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I will not miss this moment to do everything that I have longed for. Creating an oasis of buttercream; embedding my red velvet cake. I do not want to stop there, I want to taste all your goodness together one spoonful at a time, cream cheese filing is my favorite. Give it all to me, do not hold back!  Mmmm, you taste like heaven I do not want this to end.  My taste buds are so happy with satisfaction!

 

Slowly, let your warm glaze  coat all over this cake. Working the glaze out all over your canvas, not stopping until I get you smoothly covered! Around, around, up, down, and all over again! Do not forget there is a back side and it too must be glazed! Oh, this anticipation is becoming too much. I do not want to wait any longer …give it to me NOW! I brought my own towel….

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About Chantal:

13590283_10209146730881127_6583344602137075574_nThe 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

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