The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Ho, Ho, Ho!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

I love when you take your strong masculine hands around my essence finding my creamy interior. Engraved in to this fabulous body of ripened full-body art. I am your canvas, paint me to your desire. Please only touch if you are ready to eat a it. Take a slice of this cake and devour it, allowing my flavor to bounce on your taste buds. This not your average cake, you will not find another like it anywhere else. This cake is the BEST, PERIOD!



This cake may lack gluten but it still is packing full flavor. So please get ready to receive all of my cake. Since you know it will bother your allergies  get ready to take all of this cake. Be careful as you may fall in love with this cake. This cake is liable to have you looking for it in the daytime with a flashlight and a map! Lost without it.


Immeasurable  Cake!

I am about to dive in!!! As anticipation is growing and I want to get to going. We should practice safety so gather your tools and protection gear! I will get the nuts and buttercream started!  Let’s get sticky and have some fun doing it!

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Let’s make music and turn up the temperature; make it rise baby! Spread my cake open. Filling the center with all your ingredients and intertwine them into my layers. Fill my cake up completely with all of your filling. Do you like to use butter cream or gauche? I love all of your sweet velvet flavors- I don’t mind…give it all to me. I want to connect with your soul, taking all of your color and spices. Intimately expose yourself to me. As I will gladly receive you in my warm moist cake.



Slowly, let your warm glaze  coat all over this cake. Working the glaze out all over your canvas, not stopping until I get you smoothly covered! Around, around, up, down, and all over again! Do not forget there is a back side and it too must be glazed! Oh, this anticipation is becoming too much. I do not want to wait any longer …give it to me NOW! I brought my own towel…





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Fall In Love With the Cake!

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Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae’! Make this Holiday season STRESS FREE!!!!

I will bake for you, you will NOT have to worry about:

1) If you have all the ingredients;

2) Running to the store at the last minute because you forgot an ingredient or

3) standing in long, over crowded lines. Enjoy my limited edition Holiday cake flavors of your choice:

  • Pumpkin Pound Cake
  •  Caramel Apple Cake
  •  Upside Down Peach Cake infused with Rum
    Pumpkin Spice Cake

Go get your cake, before it is all gone!

About Chantal:

23517497_10213853679631904_5515962223662540429_nThe 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

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