Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: How to “Top It Off”!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

Love comes through the stomach! Knock your Valentine’s pants 👖 off … perfect for day or night💏! The perfect love hang  over!

Cut it like you want it; eat it like you need it.” Firm and moist, that is how I like it! Ooouuu, you are so damn good!! I crave it all day not just on Valentine’s Day. Anytime, anyplace; I CAN NOT sleep until I get some! No off brand will do, I am stuck on you like glue. I will skip dinner for a piece.

In between my layers.



When I really get to going I like it when you whip this batter a bit. Just enough to show it who’s boss. It is hard to explain but for some reason it just does something to me! Make it rise baby and bake me off!


I love your multiple layers. I can taste your rich creamy center; it is not what is on the outside that counts. My favorite is white custard as it is not too rich. Mmm… mmm it is finger licking good! It is the perfect combination of sweet-depth.


My cake is on the verge of dangerously falling; use ganache, as it stiffens when the melted chocolate begins to set.  But, please do not fill my cake with all your buttercream, it is a bit of an overload! Save some for another time.

Drizzle it baby!



Put all the drizzle on it….blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, caramelized apples, mangoes and passion fruit and pour it all over your cake! Send me to flavor town with your mixture.

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“Take Me” Outside! 

Rosette Cupcakes

 While you can not predict the weather forecast, keep in mind in the warmer months stabilize my cake to keep it from melting.

Let me top off your cake…



In between my layers of rich creaminess will send you to a sweet heaven! Let Cakes By Chantal L.L.C be your personal baker. Schedule a free consultation with Chantal DeNae’ the “Soul Baker” today!

About Chantal :



Chantal DeNae “The Soul Baker”  is the owner of Cakes By Chantal L.L.C specializing in home baked goodies made from scratch. Her soulful baking will have you hooked with one bite. You’ve tried the rest, now try the best. Go get  your cake.

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