The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Christmas Caking!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

Will you do me the favor of filling my cake with your Christmas flavor? I want to make this cake scream “Christmas” that is right a Chantal Christmas. Add some sugar to your butter and crème them together. Take control whip this butter and whip it good.  Because when I eat your butter I want it to be creamed with a hint of sweetness.

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Now  that you creamed the butter and sugar together, add all of your cocoa make this crème chocolate. Keep going until your bowl is coated with “cocoa butter”.  Combine all you dry ingredients with  your wet and mix well until a cake batter is formed.  Make sure you are protecting your pan and properly coat it, line it well! Protection of your pain is very important to prevent the cake from sticking to the pan.

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Fill your pan 2/3 full with cake batter, open the oven…Make it HOT; Bake This Cake!

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Let’s Bake! Close the door, TENDERLY!!

This could cause premature releasing of the air bubbles in the cake during the baking process. Stick to the cooking time. Halfway through rotate your cake 180 degrees. Bake it evenly! Once your time is up and the cake has risen. Insert your wooden stick directly into the center of the warm cake and pull it out. If your stick does not come out clean- your cake is not ready. Put it back in quickly! If your stick comes out clean- your cake is done and you can remove it from the oven.

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Cheers to Cooling!

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Let’s make a toast to many more years of caking it! Fill the cupcakes with as much rum as it can with-hold. These chocolate cakes with be drunken with your essence. Keep your cake moist, so it will be easier to ice later. Besides I do not serve dry cake, let’s face it no one wants dry cake. Moist cake is much more enjoyable! This season I want you to enjoy my cake  Holiday Season long! Make it last forever!

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Of coarse you have no other choice but top off this cake with your eggnog buttercream. This buttercream is not only light and fluffy nut it packs a flavor full of Christmas cheer. One bite will have you wanting to sing  Christmas Chorales aloud  all day long for everyone to hear you. Bet you can not eat just one cake; allow me to fill your mouth. My aroma is on your breathe- stronger than alcohol, every inhale and exhale will remind you of me and all this good-good. One taste will have you begging to come back for another bite. “Just one more bite”, you will beg.

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How can I deny you, when I want to give you this cake as much as you want me too. Please promise you will honor and respect this cake as I put in extra work for you. All this caking is you, so back relax your mind and enjoy your cake, one layer at a time. Slowly, devour this cake. Getting to know every crumb as if it was the last. This cake will be the best you ever had.

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Introducing my new “Chantal’s Christmas” Cupcake: a drunken (rum), rich chocolate cake with chocolate chips topped with an eggnog buttercream. Open your mouth and tell all your friends about so they can order their Holiday treats before time runs out!

You satisfy my sweet tooth with sugary goodness.

My only wish is to have more, PLEASE!

Oh I will be back… see you tomorrow!

 

Until next time….

Falling In Love With Me Now!

Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae’!

Make this Holiday season STRESS FREE!!!!

I will bake for you, you will NOT have to worry about 1) If you have all the ingredients; 2) Running to the store at the last minute because you forgot an ingredient or 3) standing in long, over crowded lines. Enjoy my limited edition Holiday cake flavors of your choice:Fall is here!

  • * Pumpkin Pound Cake
  • * Caramel Apple Cake
  • * Upside Down Peach Cake infused with Rum
  • * Pumpkin Spice Cake

 

Go get your cake, before it is all gone!

 

About Chantal:

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The 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal LLC

 

Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
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The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker : Get the Cake Santa!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

Santa has a list and he is checking it twice to see is naughty and nice. This year I have been nice at being naughty so Santa I will not being serving cookies. Instead Santa you will have a sweet cake waiting on you to come down the chimney. Chantal.jpg

This Holiday cake is the perfect combo of intoxicating sweet and nutty! Smooth but crunchy in all the right places. It is the perfect size, filling my mouth to its max with your chocolate richness. Oh yes! I love your dark cocoa color and sweet flavor. My bitter-sweet, forever chocolate; you heighten my senses, swelling the room with your heavenly aroma. Please let me eat you. Your sweet juiciness keep me wanting more and more until you are gone. Although, you can be a bit overwhelming (to the unprepared) but whenever you are done correctly – you get it right every time! Perfectly combining your  nature with a touch of  nutty sweetness … one taste and OH, my taste buds are doing a happy dance!” My own personal “Now & Later“- to savor every bite as if it was my last time. I want you right now…

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Made from scratch and covered with toppings. Stick to your recipe as each cake is not the same. This recipe calls for EXTRA nuts! I love velvety chocolate caramel nuts. Cover the cake with everything you got. Who knows you may get an extra gift this Christmas.

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Get It…!!!

No adlib, stick to my cooking time. Midway through baking rotate this cake 180 degrees. That is right, flip this cake around! Make sure the cake is baked evenly! Once your time is up and the cake has risen. Insert your wooden stick directly into the center of the warm cake and pull it out. If your stick does not come out clean- your cake is not ready. Put it back in quickly! If your stick comes out clean- your cake is done and you can remove it from the oven.

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Anxiously awaiting; I am about to dive in!!! As anticipation is growing and I want to get to going. We should practice safety so gather your tools and protection gear! I will get the nuts and buttercream started!  Let’s get sticky and have some fun doing it!

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The 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal LLC

 

Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
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The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Thanksgiving Tradtion!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

I am so thankful and blessed to have you in my life. My sweet delicious treat!  Let’s have Thanksgiving in the kitchen right here on this table. Family is all around, grace has been said, and the food eaten; time to slice this cake and serve it up. Day dreaming of tasting your sweat richness! I am missing your intoxicating smells, escaping my reality. Only to be emerged into your mouth watering chocolate filling. My mouth is watering and opened wide in anticipation of tasting your filling.

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I love when you take your strong masculine hands around my essence finding my creamy interior. Engraved in to this fabulous body of ripened full-body art. I am your canvas, paint me to your desire. Please only touch if you are ready to eat a it. Take a slice of this cake and devour it, allowing my flavor to bounce on your taste buds. This not your average cake, you will not find another like it anywhere else. This cake is the BEST, PERIOD!

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I do not want to stop there, I want to taste all your goodness together one spoonful at a time, cream cheese filing is my favorite. Give it all to me, do not hold back!  Mmmm, you taste like heaven I do not want this to end.  My taste buds are so happy with satisfaction!

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This cake may lack gluten but it still is packing full flavor. So please get ready to receive all of my cake. Since you know it will bother your allergies  get ready to take all of this cake. Be careful as you may fall in love with this cake. This cake is liable to have you looking for it in the daytime with a flashlight and a map! Lost without it.

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Immeasurable  Cake!

 

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Come on, Bake with Me!

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Looking👀 for a unique way to celebrate 🎉 the holidays, birthdays, or anniversaries?? Hosting a Bake With Me Workshop is a fun way to gather your family, friends, or co-workers for an one of kind workshop! Host a workshop and receive fabulous FREE Booking Bonuses! You gather your guests & cocktails and I’ll do the rest!🎂!

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Fall In Love!

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Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae’! Make this Holiday season STRESS FREE!!!!

I will bake for you, you will NOT have to worry about 1) If you have all the ingredients; 2) Running to the store at the last minute because you forgot an ingredient or 3) standing in long, over crowded lines. Enjoy my limited edition Holiday cake flavors of your choice:

 

  • Pumpkin Pound Cake
  •  Caramel Apple Cake
  •  Upside Down Peach Cake infused with Rum
    Pumpkin Spice Cake

Go get your cake, before it is all gone!

About Chantal:

13590283_10209146730881127_6583344602137075574_nThe 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

Free consolation: Click Here To Schedule A Consultation

Don’t have time to bake?   Contact Us Today 

Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
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The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Free Cake!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

I love when you take your strong masculine hands around my essence finding my creamy interior. Engraved in to this fabulous body of ripened full-body art. I am your canvas, paint me to your desire. Please only touch if you are ready to eat a it. Take a slice of this cake and devour it, allowing my flavor to bounce on your taste buds. This not your average cake, you will not find another like it anywhere else. This cake is the BEST, PERIOD!

 

This cake may lack gluten but it still is packing full flavor. So please get ready to receive all of my cake. Since you know it will bother your allergies  get ready to take all of this cake. Be careful as you may fall in love with this cake. This cake is liable to have you looking for it in the daytime with a flashlight and a map! Lost without it.

Immeasurable  Cake!

 

 

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Come on, Bake with Me!

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Looking👀 for a unique way to celebrate 🎉 the holidays, birthdays, or anniversaries?? Hosting a Bake With Me Workshop is a fun way to gather your family, friends, or co-workers for an one of kind workshop! Host a workshop and receive fabulous FREE Booking Bonuses! You gather your guests & cocktails and I’ll do the rest!🎂!

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Fall In Love!

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Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae’! Make this Holiday season STRESS FREE!!!!

I will bake for you, you will NOT have to worry about 1) If you have all the ingredients; 2) Running to the store at the last minute because you forgot an ingredient or 3) standing in long, over crowded lines. Enjoy my limited edition Holiday cake flavors of your choice:

  • Pumpkin Pound Cake
  •  Caramel Apple Cake
  •  Upside Down Peach Cake infused with Rum
    Pumpkin Spice Cake

Go get your cake, before it is all gone!

About Chantal:

13590283_10209146730881127_6583344602137075574_nThe 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

Free consolation: Click Here To Schedule A Consultation

Don’t have time to bake?   Contact Us Today 

Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
To get your own policy, go to http://www.disclosurepolicy.org

The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Cake Play

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

Day dreaming of tasting your sweat richness! I am missing your intoxicating smells, escaping my reality. Only to be emerged into your mouth watering chocolate filling. My mouth is watering and opened wide in anticipation of tasting your filling.

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Let’s make music and turn up the temperature; make it rise baby! Spread my cake open. Filling the center with all your ingredients and intertwine them into my layers. Fill my cake up completely with all of your filling. Do you like to use butter cream or gauche? I love all of your sweet velvet flavors- I don’t mind…give it all to me. I want to connect with your soul, taking all of your color and spices. Intimately expose yourself to me. As I will gladly receive you in my warm moist cake.

 

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Lay it on thick! Do not hesitate… I can take, I am a grown woman. I came to get fully submerged into you. Level me off, util our two flavors become one! Oh yes…do not stop! I want it all!

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Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae! This holiday Cakes By Chantal LLC will be your ! Cakes are created with the highest quality of ingredients form scratch with old fashion elbow grease. You deserve a cake as unique as you are to celebrate your special event. Go get your cake, schedule your free consultation online today!!!

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Two things you will not have to worry about; 1) If you have all the ingredients; and     2) Running to the store at the last minute because you forgot something. If you live in Columbus , Ohio or the surrounding areas; let Cakes By Chantal L.L.C handle all your baking needs. I hope these tips helped because the holidays are a time to celebrate and make new memories!

 

 

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The 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

Free consolation: Click Here To Schedule A Consultation

Don’t have time to bake?   Contact Us Today 

 

Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
To get your own policy, go to http://www.disclosurepolicy.org

The Chronicles of the Obscecnest Baker: Holiday Quick Tips!

THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE! This is the best time of the  year, but if your not careful you can quickly find yourself feeling like a scrooge . From holiday parties, gift exchanges, traveling, and over crowded stores ….can you feel the stress just thinking about?

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I  have a few quick tips to help manage your time and keep your stress levels down; so you can enjoy your Holiday.

Prioritize your events:

Get out your calendar. Do you have any events planned yet? Do you have events that conflict with each other? Prioritize and  mark all your events on  your calendar. Some of your events may include kids performances, holiday parties, gift exchanges and meetings.  Mark the events that are a priority first, and then do everything else.

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Shop Early:

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Do not be a last minute shopper. Take advantage of the early sales to avoid the crowds and long lines. Make a shopping list for all the people you plan to buy for and the gifts you want to purchase. Make it a priority to start early, take advantage of all the sales and special promotions (free shipping).

Make a List:

 

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Every morning when you wake up, make a list of things you want and/or need to get done for that day. I call this my “To Do List”. Cross off each item on your list once you complete them. This will help you set daily goals. Setting daily goals allows you to see your accomplishments without feeling overwhelmed. You can divide and conquer.

ROME WAS NOT BUILT IN ONE DAY, which means everything on your list does not have to be completed in one day….key word is PRIORITIZE!

It is okay to breakdown your tasks into daily goals and before you know it, everything on your list will be complete.

Plan your Menu:

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For your Holiday dinner make a menu and have your guests bring a dish or two. This will keep you from having to do all the cooking.

Don’t know how to bake? This would be a great time to contact your local bakery and allow them to do all your baking for you. Don’t have a baker? Let Cakes By Chantal L.L.C be you personal baker.

Remember to shop early for your presents and take full advantage of sales and discounts. Mark your calendars with all your events, holiday parties, kid’s play, and functions. Make your calendar the one stop Holiday Event Planner, so you can see which days will be busier than others. Last but not least, make a menu for your Holiday Dinner/Party and have your guests bring a dish or two. Get to know your local baker and let them be your personal baker this season.

This Holiday Season Cakes By Chantal is proud to welcome back our Holiday 2017 Limited Edition Cake Menu:

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Two things you will not have to worry about; 1) If you have all the ingredients; and     2) Running to the store at the last minute because you forgot something. If you live in Columbus , Ohio or the surrounding areas; let Cakes By Chantal L.L.C handle all your baking needs. I hope these tips helped because the holidays are a time to celebrate and make new memories!

Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae! This holiday Cakes By Chantal LLC will be your ! Cakes are created with the highest quality of ingredients form scratch with old fashion elbow grease. You deserve a cake as unique as you are to celebrate your special event. Go get your cake, schedule your free consultation online today!!!

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About Chantal:

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The 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 7 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

Free consolation: Click Here To Schedule A Consultation

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Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
To get your own policy, go to http://www.disclosurepolicy.org

The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Spreading My Cake All Over The World!

 

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

Today I want to connect with your soul. Ooouuu, you are so damn good!! I crave it all day. Anytime, anyplace; I CAN NOT sleep until I get some! No off brand will do, I am stuck on you like glue. I will skip dinner for a piece of you. I want it all! I will not stop until everyone has a chance to sample my cake. I want to slowly spread my cake across the world! Intimately expose yourself to me, show me what you are willing to do for this cake. How far will you go? Slowly devour this cake, show me how much you love it. Tell me how you like it….

Do you like it chocolate ?

My chocolate cake is the ideal mocha with a mouth bursting creamy glaze filling. My rich moist chocolate cake will have you ready to slap your momma. While you are looking for me in the day time with a flash light. Devouring every crumb, I will have you cleaning your plate with these groceries. Once you get this cake you will NEVER go back to another!

Eat it slowly!

I know you could not help yourself. Stick your finger in it, take a taste.It is your turn, so enjoy this experience. Eat my cake slowly!  Let my flavors bounce all over your taste buds.  Would you mind thinly glazing my cake all over… deeply penetrating your taste buds all the way down to your warm center. Drizzle me slowly and cover me with your nuts!  Keep eating until the only thing left is the sweet memory of your thick butter cream filling my chocolate cake. Leaving  you with an oral satisfaction craving for more.  You were amazing I will be back…. until next time!

Does size matter?

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Hell yes, size matters? I have to spread this cake all over the world one slice at a time! We need to make sure we have enough for everyone to get a piece. No man is angry when a moist piece of cake is in their hand or more importantly in their mouth! My cakes will be devoured all over the world, it will be a house hold name. The place to go to for the best cake on earth!

Eat My Cake!

Fall in love with  our fall flavors: Upside Down Peach Cake infused with Rum, Pumpkin Spice, Caramel Apple, and Pumpkin. This holiday knock your family’s socks off with a custom cake from Cakes By Chantal LLC! Cakes By Chantal creates cakes with the highest quality of ingredients form scratch with old fashion elbow grease and designs every cake custom. You deserve a cake as unique as you are to celebrate your special event. You’ve tried the rest, now try the best. Go get your cake, schedule your free consultation online today!!! It is always better homemade!

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About Chantal

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The 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 7 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

 

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