The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker : Get the Cake Santa!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

Santa has a list and he is checking it twice to see is naughty and nice. This year I have been nice at being naughty so Santa I will not being serving cookies. Instead Santa you will have a sweet cake waiting on you to come down the chimney. Chantal.jpg

This Holiday cake is the perfect combo of intoxicating sweet and nutty! Smooth but crunchy in all the right places. It is the perfect size, filling my mouth to its max with your chocolate richness. Oh yes! I love your dark cocoa color and sweet flavor. My bitter-sweet, forever chocolate; you heighten my senses, swelling the room with your heavenly aroma. Please let me eat you. Your sweet juiciness keep me wanting more and more until you are gone. Although, you can be a bit overwhelming (to the unprepared) but whenever you are done correctly – you get it right every time! Perfectly combining your  nature with a touch of  nutty sweetness … one taste and OH, my taste buds are doing a happy dance!” My own personal “Now & Later“- to savor every bite as if it was my last time. I want you right now…

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Made from scratch and covered with toppings. Stick to your recipe as each cake is not the same. This recipe calls for EXTRA nuts! I love velvety chocolate caramel nuts. Cover the cake with everything you got. Who knows you may get an extra gift this Christmas.

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Get It…!!!

No adlib, stick to my cooking time. Midway through baking rotate this cake 180 degrees. That is right, flip this cake around! Make sure the cake is baked evenly! Once your time is up and the cake has risen. Insert your wooden stick directly into the center of the warm cake and pull it out. If your stick does not come out clean- your cake is not ready. Put it back in quickly! If your stick comes out clean- your cake is done and you can remove it from the oven.

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Anxiously awaiting; I am about to dive in!!! As anticipation is growing and I want to get to going. We should practice safety so gather your tools and protection gear! I will get the nuts and buttercream started!  Let’s get sticky and have some fun doing it!

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The 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal LLC

 

Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
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The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Thanksgiving Tradtion!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

I am so thankful and blessed to have you in my life. My sweet delicious treat!  Let’s have Thanksgiving in the kitchen right here on this table. Family is all around, grace has been said, and the food eaten; time to slice this cake and serve it up. Day dreaming of tasting your sweat richness! I am missing your intoxicating smells, escaping my reality. Only to be emerged into your mouth watering chocolate filling. My mouth is watering and opened wide in anticipation of tasting your filling.

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I love when you take your strong masculine hands around my essence finding my creamy interior. Engraved in to this fabulous body of ripened full-body art. I am your canvas, paint me to your desire. Please only touch if you are ready to eat a it. Take a slice of this cake and devour it, allowing my flavor to bounce on your taste buds. This not your average cake, you will not find another like it anywhere else. This cake is the BEST, PERIOD!

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I do not want to stop there, I want to taste all your goodness together one spoonful at a time, cream cheese filing is my favorite. Give it all to me, do not hold back!  Mmmm, you taste like heaven I do not want this to end.  My taste buds are so happy with satisfaction!

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This cake may lack gluten but it still is packing full flavor. So please get ready to receive all of my cake. Since you know it will bother your allergies  get ready to take all of this cake. Be careful as you may fall in love with this cake. This cake is liable to have you looking for it in the daytime with a flashlight and a map! Lost without it.

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Immeasurable  Cake!

 

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Come on, Bake with Me!

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Looking👀 for a unique way to celebrate 🎉 the holidays, birthdays, or anniversaries?? Hosting a Bake With Me Workshop is a fun way to gather your family, friends, or co-workers for an one of kind workshop! Host a workshop and receive fabulous FREE Booking Bonuses! You gather your guests & cocktails and I’ll do the rest!🎂!

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Fall In Love!

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Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae’! Make this Holiday season STRESS FREE!!!!

I will bake for you, you will NOT have to worry about 1) If you have all the ingredients; 2) Running to the store at the last minute because you forgot an ingredient or 3) standing in long, over crowded lines. Enjoy my limited edition Holiday cake flavors of your choice:

 

  • Pumpkin Pound Cake
  •  Caramel Apple Cake
  •  Upside Down Peach Cake infused with Rum
    Pumpkin Spice Cake

Go get your cake, before it is all gone!

About Chantal:

13590283_10209146730881127_6583344602137075574_nThe 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

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Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
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The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Free Cake!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

I love when you take your strong masculine hands around my essence finding my creamy interior. Engraved in to this fabulous body of ripened full-body art. I am your canvas, paint me to your desire. Please only touch if you are ready to eat a it. Take a slice of this cake and devour it, allowing my flavor to bounce on your taste buds. This not your average cake, you will not find another like it anywhere else. This cake is the BEST, PERIOD!

 

This cake may lack gluten but it still is packing full flavor. So please get ready to receive all of my cake. Since you know it will bother your allergies  get ready to take all of this cake. Be careful as you may fall in love with this cake. This cake is liable to have you looking for it in the daytime with a flashlight and a map! Lost without it.

Immeasurable  Cake!

 

 

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Come on, Bake with Me!

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Looking👀 for a unique way to celebrate 🎉 the holidays, birthdays, or anniversaries?? Hosting a Bake With Me Workshop is a fun way to gather your family, friends, or co-workers for an one of kind workshop! Host a workshop and receive fabulous FREE Booking Bonuses! You gather your guests & cocktails and I’ll do the rest!🎂!

like button

Fall In Love!

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Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae’! Make this Holiday season STRESS FREE!!!!

I will bake for you, you will NOT have to worry about 1) If you have all the ingredients; 2) Running to the store at the last minute because you forgot an ingredient or 3) standing in long, over crowded lines. Enjoy my limited edition Holiday cake flavors of your choice:

  • Pumpkin Pound Cake
  •  Caramel Apple Cake
  •  Upside Down Peach Cake infused with Rum
    Pumpkin Spice Cake

Go get your cake, before it is all gone!

About Chantal:

13590283_10209146730881127_6583344602137075574_nThe 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

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 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
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The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: I Have Wanted You For So Long!

 

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

Oh, I have wanted you for soooooo long! Who would of thought the night my coach Shaniece M. Wise  gave me the homework assignment of completing a vision board. This night would come true… I looked at you hanging on my wall every day and night!  I want the first time to be special – history making. It had to be an event like no other, to remember for the rest of my life. The perfect moment of time, capturing every sweet twist and turn. I have creamed so many cakes before this moment- but none of them seem to matter. Only this one matters now…

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The only thing that matter is concurring this cake in this moment. This cake is special, it is different. This cake can change my life, this is the cake I have worked and sacrificed so much for. Time to plan and prepare, I have to get this right!

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Now, it is here…. it seems fake until you realize how close you are to the amazing event. The cake event of your life! Your presence is intoxicating, I can not feel my body it is as if I am floating.

 

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Sitting on your stage… I am nervous because I have never done anything like this before, hoping you will be kind to me. On the other hand I am ready, I want you so bad I can not focus on the fake fear – it is only a smoke screen, because I have a greater fear terror of not having you. I need you more and right now. I dream of you please do not let me fail. …

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Just then I hear the count down.Round One.. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 … Jesus, take the wheel!

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Another round, my heart is pounding and my hands are shaking. Round Two….Black & White….5, 4, 3, 2, 1 … Oh Lord! Your sweet aroma pulls me back to reality. I must put it down not matter what happens. I must…..just then I hear 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…. STOP!

 

 

The most action packed 5 minutes of life… it felt like 60 seconds. I kept telling myself “no what, get it decorated!” I moved my hands across and round that cake controlling its every bend and twisted turn. Hand placing every pearl and rose!

 

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And other round….Round 3… 5, 4,, 3, 2, 1 …

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Leave it all on the table… I gave my heart on this table. Giving you cake to remember my name! I want you to never forget this cake, so when someone mentions me or cake. I want to your think back to this day and this cake! I want my cake to be loved and spread all over the world one slice at a time!

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That moment it happened… breathe taking! Time froze I could not move, glued to your every word. Did you really call my name, I was floored! Paralyzed, with a million thoughts running through my head; however, no words will come out. Finally, a word… “never give up, especially on yourself!”

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Can you believe it… I have been crowned as the 2017 Ohio Cupcake Queen 👑 America’s Best Bakers ! What away to start my birthday weekend (34 to the 24th)! I have been blessed with the opportunity to go to Vegas, to compete on the National level in front of Food Network judges ( click the video to see how it all happened). Thank you all for your best wishes, prayers, likes/comments, shares, I really appreciate you all!!!

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About Chantal:

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Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet, instructor and 2017 Ohio America’s Best Baker Cupcake Queen! She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 7 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

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 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
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Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Ooh, that’s it!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

 

I love how moist you are from my touch. It only entices me to want to play with you more. In my bowl getting all whisked up. Whisk it; do not stop until you see the batter is coming together. I want to taste you if you do not mind. The cake looks so damn good I cannot eat just one slice, I want the entire cake. GIVE IT ALL TO ME!!

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Oh, the butterflies are floating in my stomach, got me nervously waiting. Full of anticipation and excitement, I want to run away from you but I am unable to move ….paralyzed, hypnotized by you. Your cake is just what the doctor ordered firm, moist and chocolate. I want to savor your flavor in my mouth. I wish I could eat your cake all day! Thick, creamy, richness of sweet love and depth, this is not your average cake. Ooh, no! Let me tell about my engaging wet chocolate cake.

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My chocolate cake is the ideal mocha with a mouth bursting creamy glaze filling. One taste will have you hooked, searching for it in the day-time with a flash light only to keep coming back for more. Moving slowly I will savor every part of you in this moment. I will not stop until my mission of devouring you completely is accomplished. Each time you enter my mouth I am overwhelmed by pleasure. My mouth is crammed to its utmost aptitude. I want to inhale all of you in my mouth at once, my chocolate velvet. You taste so good, your flavor is intoxicating. Driving me crazy with your profoundness please let me take all of you!

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Every taste seems new, it is like discovering a new part of you each time. Please give me all of you NOW!

I love how you keep my attention by re-creating some of my wildest dreams. You keep the cake moist at all times; it is never dry or over done. No one wants dry cake. It does not matter how much filling or glaze you put on the cake if it dry, it is no good. You know I love your fillings, adding intensity to your moist velvety cake.

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Take me to flavor heaven! Ooh, my favorite strawberries and whip cream, please put some on top so I can lick it all off. You are so pure and fresh, do you see how amazing you are to me?

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Switch it up, keep me guessing and wanting more of you. Lord, I cannot get enough! I love everything about you….YES, yes this is it! Oh, this is it! Give me all your cake. Oh, your chocolate goodness is completely gone, giving me an oral satisfaction of completing you. I have scrapped my plate clean leaving no butter cream or crumb behind. The only thing left is the sweet memory of your thick butter cream filled chocolate cake devouring my sweet tooth. You were amazing I will be back…. until next time!

 

About Chantal:

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Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 7 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

 

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