The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker : Get the Cake Santa!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

Santa has a list and he is checking it twice to see is naughty and nice. This year I have been nice at being naughty so Santa I will not being serving cookies. Instead Santa you will have a sweet cake waiting on you to come down the chimney. Chantal.jpg

This Holiday cake is the perfect combo of intoxicating sweet and nutty! Smooth but crunchy in all the right places. It is the perfect size, filling my mouth to its max with your chocolate richness. Oh yes! I love your dark cocoa color and sweet flavor. My bitter-sweet, forever chocolate; you heighten my senses, swelling the room with your heavenly aroma. Please let me eat you. Your sweet juiciness keep me wanting more and more until you are gone. Although, you can be a bit overwhelming (to the unprepared) but whenever you are done correctly – you get it right every time! Perfectly combining your  nature with a touch of  nutty sweetness … one taste and OH, my taste buds are doing a happy dance!” My own personal “Now & Later“- to savor every bite as if it was my last time. I want you right now…

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Made from scratch and covered with toppings. Stick to your recipe as each cake is not the same. This recipe calls for EXTRA nuts! I love velvety chocolate caramel nuts. Cover the cake with everything you got. Who knows you may get an extra gift this Christmas.

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Get It…!!!

No adlib, stick to my cooking time. Midway through baking rotate this cake 180 degrees. That is right, flip this cake around! Make sure the cake is baked evenly! Once your time is up and the cake has risen. Insert your wooden stick directly into the center of the warm cake and pull it out. If your stick does not come out clean- your cake is not ready. Put it back in quickly! If your stick comes out clean- your cake is done and you can remove it from the oven.

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Anxiously awaiting; I am about to dive in!!! As anticipation is growing and I want to get to going. We should practice safety so gather your tools and protection gear! I will get the nuts and buttercream started!  Let’s get sticky and have some fun doing it!

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The 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal LLC

 

Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
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The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Thanksgiving Tradtion!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

I am so thankful and blessed to have you in my life. My sweet delicious treat!  Let’s have Thanksgiving in the kitchen right here on this table. Family is all around, grace has been said, and the food eaten; time to slice this cake and serve it up. Day dreaming of tasting your sweat richness! I am missing your intoxicating smells, escaping my reality. Only to be emerged into your mouth watering chocolate filling. My mouth is watering and opened wide in anticipation of tasting your filling.

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I love when you take your strong masculine hands around my essence finding my creamy interior. Engraved in to this fabulous body of ripened full-body art. I am your canvas, paint me to your desire. Please only touch if you are ready to eat a it. Take a slice of this cake and devour it, allowing my flavor to bounce on your taste buds. This not your average cake, you will not find another like it anywhere else. This cake is the BEST, PERIOD!

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I do not want to stop there, I want to taste all your goodness together one spoonful at a time, cream cheese filing is my favorite. Give it all to me, do not hold back!  Mmmm, you taste like heaven I do not want this to end.  My taste buds are so happy with satisfaction!

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This cake may lack gluten but it still is packing full flavor. So please get ready to receive all of my cake. Since you know it will bother your allergies  get ready to take all of this cake. Be careful as you may fall in love with this cake. This cake is liable to have you looking for it in the daytime with a flashlight and a map! Lost without it.

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Immeasurable  Cake!

 

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Come on, Bake with Me!

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Looking👀 for a unique way to celebrate 🎉 the holidays, birthdays, or anniversaries?? Hosting a Bake With Me Workshop is a fun way to gather your family, friends, or co-workers for an one of kind workshop! Host a workshop and receive fabulous FREE Booking Bonuses! You gather your guests & cocktails and I’ll do the rest!🎂!

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Fall In Love!

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Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae’! Make this Holiday season STRESS FREE!!!!

I will bake for you, you will NOT have to worry about 1) If you have all the ingredients; 2) Running to the store at the last minute because you forgot an ingredient or 3) standing in long, over crowded lines. Enjoy my limited edition Holiday cake flavors of your choice:

 

  • Pumpkin Pound Cake
  •  Caramel Apple Cake
  •  Upside Down Peach Cake infused with Rum
    Pumpkin Spice Cake

Go get your cake, before it is all gone!

About Chantal:

13590283_10209146730881127_6583344602137075574_nThe 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

Free consolation: Click Here To Schedule A Consultation

Don’t have time to bake?   Contact Us Today 

Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
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The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Free Cake!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

I love when you take your strong masculine hands around my essence finding my creamy interior. Engraved in to this fabulous body of ripened full-body art. I am your canvas, paint me to your desire. Please only touch if you are ready to eat a it. Take a slice of this cake and devour it, allowing my flavor to bounce on your taste buds. This not your average cake, you will not find another like it anywhere else. This cake is the BEST, PERIOD!

 

This cake may lack gluten but it still is packing full flavor. So please get ready to receive all of my cake. Since you know it will bother your allergies  get ready to take all of this cake. Be careful as you may fall in love with this cake. This cake is liable to have you looking for it in the daytime with a flashlight and a map! Lost without it.

Immeasurable  Cake!

 

 

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Come on, Bake with Me!

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Looking👀 for a unique way to celebrate 🎉 the holidays, birthdays, or anniversaries?? Hosting a Bake With Me Workshop is a fun way to gather your family, friends, or co-workers for an one of kind workshop! Host a workshop and receive fabulous FREE Booking Bonuses! You gather your guests & cocktails and I’ll do the rest!🎂!

like button

Fall In Love!

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Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae’! Make this Holiday season STRESS FREE!!!!

I will bake for you, you will NOT have to worry about 1) If you have all the ingredients; 2) Running to the store at the last minute because you forgot an ingredient or 3) standing in long, over crowded lines. Enjoy my limited edition Holiday cake flavors of your choice:

  • Pumpkin Pound Cake
  •  Caramel Apple Cake
  •  Upside Down Peach Cake infused with Rum
    Pumpkin Spice Cake

Go get your cake, before it is all gone!

About Chantal:

13590283_10209146730881127_6583344602137075574_nThe 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 8 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

Free consolation: Click Here To Schedule A Consultation

Don’t have time to bake?   Contact Us Today 

Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
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The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Spreading My Cake All Over The World!

 

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

Today I want to connect with your soul. Ooouuu, you are so damn good!! I crave it all day. Anytime, anyplace; I CAN NOT sleep until I get some! No off brand will do, I am stuck on you like glue. I will skip dinner for a piece of you. I want it all! I will not stop until everyone has a chance to sample my cake. I want to slowly spread my cake across the world! Intimately expose yourself to me, show me what you are willing to do for this cake. How far will you go? Slowly devour this cake, show me how much you love it. Tell me how you like it….

Do you like it chocolate ?

My chocolate cake is the ideal mocha with a mouth bursting creamy glaze filling. My rich moist chocolate cake will have you ready to slap your momma. While you are looking for me in the day time with a flash light. Devouring every crumb, I will have you cleaning your plate with these groceries. Once you get this cake you will NEVER go back to another!

Eat it slowly!

I know you could not help yourself. Stick your finger in it, take a taste.It is your turn, so enjoy this experience. Eat my cake slowly!  Let my flavors bounce all over your taste buds.  Would you mind thinly glazing my cake all over… deeply penetrating your taste buds all the way down to your warm center. Drizzle me slowly and cover me with your nuts!  Keep eating until the only thing left is the sweet memory of your thick butter cream filling my chocolate cake. Leaving  you with an oral satisfaction craving for more.  You were amazing I will be back…. until next time!

Does size matter?

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Hell yes, size matters? I have to spread this cake all over the world one slice at a time! We need to make sure we have enough for everyone to get a piece. No man is angry when a moist piece of cake is in their hand or more importantly in their mouth! My cakes will be devoured all over the world, it will be a house hold name. The place to go to for the best cake on earth!

Eat My Cake!

Fall in love with  our fall flavors: Upside Down Peach Cake infused with Rum, Pumpkin Spice, Caramel Apple, and Pumpkin. This holiday knock your family’s socks off with a custom cake from Cakes By Chantal LLC! Cakes By Chantal creates cakes with the highest quality of ingredients form scratch with old fashion elbow grease and designs every cake custom. You deserve a cake as unique as you are to celebrate your special event. You’ve tried the rest, now try the best. Go get your cake, schedule your free consultation online today!!! It is always better homemade!

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About Chantal

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The 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen; Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet and instructor. She specializes in home baked goods made from scratch with old fashion elbow grease and love. As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 7 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

 

Free consolation: Click Here To Schedule A Consultation

Don’t have time to bake?   Contact Us Today 

 

Disclaimer: This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
To get your own policy, go to http://www.disclosurepolicy.org

The Chronicles of the Obscenest Baker: Fall Into My Cake!

WARNING: “For the Grown and Cake Lovers Only”

 I love creating new flavors and pushing the envelope! Summer has gone and fall is in the air. The cool crisp air, the leaves are changing color, and the nights are getting longer. Everything is changing, so is your taste for cake. Everyone has a fall flavor profile; rather it is pumpkin, caramel apples, sweet potato, etc. The intoxicating heavenly rich aromas of fall. How do you prepare your cake for the fall? Which is your fall cake flavor?

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My cake flavor for the fall is caramel apple. It is the perfect combination of sweet, sour and richness. A juicy apple smothered with velvet caramel topped with a lot of crunchy nuts. Who would not want a big sweet juicy apple, will you savor ever bite?

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So I found away to make my cake Caramel Apple flavored for the fall. My cake is so good it will make you devour every inch of my cake, be careful not to get too much caramel on your face.

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Caramel Apple with Nuts

This cake could get stick and finger licking good. Lick up all this caramel leaving nothing behind. Show me how much you appreciate this cake. It was baked just for you! I love it when you get a little messy with this cake. A super moist apple flavor cake with hints of cinnamon, covered in a rick velvet caramel sauce and topped with nuts if you desire.

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Get your fork, spoon or my favorite your finger ready; put it deep in to my cake and taste a mouth full of it. One slice of cake maybe okay for now, but that flavor will linger in your mouth, causing you to come back you more cake.  Bet you can not eat just one slice! You will be begging to taste a slice. Be careful I warned you. I am an artist and I am very serious about my cake! Slowly eat the cake until it is gone, enjoy the flavor combo and let it take you away. Close your eyes, open your mind, and taste my cake!

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Only 12 weeks or 83 shopping days until Christmas! Oh the pressure, can you believe it?! Make this year different, get through this season stress free! Plan your holidays now. Plan your theme, decorations, food, and of coarse desserts. Every holiday meal needs to have an amazing cake.

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Do not wait until the last minute, book your holiday cake TODAY! Do not stress this holiday season, call Cakes By Chantal LLC and let Chantal take care of your holiday cakes.

Fall is here!

This Holiday Season Cakes By Chantal is proud to welcome back our Holiday 2017 Limited Edition Cake Menu:

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Book your Holiday cake order with Cakes By Chantal and let us take care of all your baking needs! Make this year stress free and enjoy your guests this holiday!

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Fall in love with the 2017 America’s Best Bakers Ohio Queen, Chantal Denae! This holiday Cakes By Chantal LLC will be your ! Cakes are created with the highest quality of ingredients form scratch with old fashion elbow grease. You deserve a cake as unique as you are to celebrate your special event. Go get your cake, schedule your free consultation online today!!!

About Chantal:

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Chantal considers herself the “Soul Baker”. She is a baker, mother, cook, poet, instructor and 2017 Ohio America’s Best Baker  Ohio Queen! Cakes By Chantal L.L.C specializes in creating custom designed cakes and cupcakes, with the highest quality  ingredients;  with old fashion elbow grease and love; for your special event! As a child, her favorite tradition was hearing people sing “Happy Birthday” with the cake and candles. She did not care about presents.

Chantal has been baking for about 7 years. As a single mother she wanted to make a difference in her and her daughter’s lives. Chantal obtained 2 Computer Science degrees while taking care of her daughter. After graduating she was offered a position in her field of study. After many prayers, she took the step of faith and started Cakes By Chantal.

 

Disclaimer:This policy is valid from 24 July 2017
 This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact  Chantal DeNae’ (Cakes By Chantal L.L.C).
 This blog does not accept any form of advertising, sponsorship, or paid insertions. We write for our own purposes. However, we may be influenced by our background, occupation, religion, political affiliation or experience.
 This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.
 The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
 This blog does contain content which might present a conflict of interest. This content may not always be identified.
To get your own policy, go to http://www.disclosurepolicy.org